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jenkristofu:

So I didn’t know that freaking dragons existed. Just look at them. Just look. They hide under a disguise of feathers and call themselves bearded vultures. But I see through their lies.

Whaaaaaaat.

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone. Also fact: when sufficiently threatened, they’ve been observed to deliberately puke on the threat.

Puke? Stomach acid? Liquid fire? FIRE?

what a GOOD BIRD

That’s a sweet fucking bird

Is it wrong that after reading that, I want one even more?

Reblogged 9 months ago from moriarzipan (Originally from jenkristofu)
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    The guys faceOh god pls don’t breathe fire on me again just get in your cage pls
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