reblogging because I just noticed HE’S NOT EVEN THROWING THE KNIVES
HE’S USING A PINGPONG PADDLE TOO
how did we win the cold war
^Fucking great question.
Subway ticket machine in Moscow accepts 30 squats as its payment.
Bring this to America ASAP!
Bring it on sister!
I need this at every place I frequently visit
can we do push-ups for gas
Campaign for: “Pump it (iron) at the pump!”
Oh HELL YEAH! I’d save so much money!
Cumberbum’s Manips ⚜ Four Seasons of Loneliness
What. The fuck. Is wrong. With you. Saskia.
This is not ok
Nessie made it worse. HOW?
When I start laughing at every damn post on my dash, it’s time to go to bed before I reblog something I’ll regret.
tis the season
Getting into the Christmas spirit, I see
if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc
- the dursleys aren’t gonna chase me and cause a scene, it’d upset their pristine reputation
- if they DID chase me out, they’d have to put their hand down my pants to get to the letter and i’d just start screaming STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their repuation for real
you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate
Fudgeflies and The Philosopher’s Stone